a meszage for easter form stoaty

there be a lot of little birds up here on the headland and one of em told me jsut now as some of you peope folks bent happy about seeing headless wabbits about the place

i wnders if they be the seame people foilks who leave theri empty cans an sweet wrapperst an fagends aboutthe place
maybe i should be gemnerous an assume they bent the seame ones

well i be a stoat as you knows an a stoat got to eat you people folks got to eat about a fiftyieth of your bodyweihgt every day if you dont want to satrve while a little creture like me got to eat more like a quarter or a third of mine
that means igot to catch alot fo meat cos i can't eat vegy stuff like you
whati catches i truies to kill quick cos i bent a cruel creture id on't play about with my prye like wold cat do
i takes my food off soon as i can afore oen othey big birds come an pinch it but now anthen i got to wait a bit

i be talkin to wold fox tother day bout catchin food an he say when he catch a wild bird all tother brids fly off so he ony gets the onne but if he gets in a fowl pen tother birds cantget away then he say tent natural situatoin an he cant help but kill althebirds cuase tis the way he be made
well soemtimes it be lik thayt for me tooo an some wbbits don run off they goes very still like they be tofrightned to run off then acourse iends up killen them even if i don't need to
like wold fox see tis the way thelord made me i reckons so nextimed yousees a cretaure kill anothothe creature or fnd lots of dead creatures anout the place don't get soangry about it

remeber taint we creatures that throws half our food in the dustbin ewvry day and taint we cretures that maeks global warming an polution

anywa that be thend of my rantin have happy easter