stoatys crhistmas message

ow do we stoats dont keep xmas like you people folks does but i be sendin you a xmas message
this be a rebusyou has to work outthe menaing from the pictuers

only jokin haha i knows you likesto havefun at xmas so i rekcons you enjoys a laugh
here be muy real mesaage for you

snow snow thick thick snow

that be a people folks joke mywld grandad usedto tell but i b abit toooyoung to know why

wnter draws on you say i kows that one ha ha but ig ot a nice thick fur coat keepin me warm even if it be a bit chily when thew wind be blowin fromn the rwong direction

last year i went on about turnin ermine but really it never snows fro enough days down here fro us island stoats to turn altogether white     wed be wight stoats and white stoats then ha ha

well i be a bit easyto spot but they wabbits still have to comeout to eat so i dont go hungry      and you vegans can cosnole youselves that they got a more than sportin chance right now

itbe very pretyy on the headland rigt now an iw ere goin to take some photos  only it betoo cold for my poor old camera      the battery bent workin      you shuold get up a acamera with for onit then id be all right


anywya i be gointo get my head odwn now for a bit     see you soon

stoats talk abot the weather too

it ent judst you people folks you know the waewther be an impiretant topic to su stoats too as we have to be out in it if  be goin to eat             well it ben wet andwindy on theisland an no mistalke i ben hangoin on with al four paws someimews it be a long way back upi if goes over the cliff        bein a very small creture i dont fall tooofast an i probably wld go right to the sea anbe all right so long as the sae dont wash me away

i feels very sorry for all theypoor peolpe out east wher i hear they be haviun the water in there houwses an all     i hopes the rewst of you be lookin afdter em

tis very qiuet upi herenow the battereis bn closed for the winter     i be movin further afield without woryyin so muchabout cars an grockles getttin in myway    just the wind anteh rain to contendwoith

ah welll i must get offout agian     wabbits dont castch theirselves

news and cureent affairs stoatstyle

seems i missed the popes visit and the labuorparty leadership thing
i donno if thye got anhy policies on staot people at all but i dont reckon ive mised very much
i be ineterested to knowif these spendoing cutws be going to affect things out here on the headlnd maybe we getfewer vistiors now the no7 buses ben cutback
could mean less rubbish up her and more wabbets welll have to see

stoatys back

bin bit quiet on the blog altely i bin busy wabbits dont catch theyselves

i ahd a look atr some ofthey open studios the other weeek i seen some good stuff there be a load of talent down this end of the ilsand

is ee a lot of grockles stil ent got the hang of driving round the batteries without meeting the bus yuod think they have sense enogh to know they cnat get up or down when the bus is goin down or up

i seen some of they people folks from the wold bateery backin up when they treid to beat the bus but iw ont emabrasss em and name names ha ha

i see that totland parish council got a photo compettiion so i mighthavea go so if you seea stoat with a camera smile while he takes your pitcure

stoaty on twitter

i jioned twitter today ibe stoaty_stoat if you wants o find me there it be a strange idea to tweet stoats sometimes warble thuogh

i be on facebook tooo like i todl you before her be my fb page http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100000911541937

that underscore be a niusance to tygpe it be a shift character it be awkward to do withonly two paws to type with whic is why oi dont boither

a meszage for easter form stoaty

there be a lot of little birds up here on the headland and one of em told me jsut now as some of you peope folks bent happy about seeing headless wabbits about the place

i wnders if they be the seame people foilks who leave theri empty cans an sweet wrapperst an fagends aboutthe place
maybe i should be gemnerous an assume they bent the seame ones

well i be a stoat as you knows an a stoat got to eat you people folks got to eat about a fiftyieth of your bodyweihgt every day if you dont want to satrve while a little creture like me got to eat more like a quarter or a third of mine
that means igot to catch alot fo meat cos i can't eat vegy stuff like you
whati catches i truies to kill quick cos i bent a cruel creture id on't play about with my prye like wold cat do
i takes my food off soon as i can afore oen othey big birds come an pinch it but now anthen i got to wait a bit

i be talkin to wold fox tother day bout catchin food an he say when he catch a wild bird all tother brids fly off so he ony gets the onne but if he gets in a fowl pen tother birds cantget away then he say tent natural situatoin an he cant help but kill althebirds cuase tis the way he be made
well soemtimes it be lik thayt for me tooo an some wbbits don run off they goes very still like they be tofrightned to run off then acourse iends up killen them even if i don't need to
like wold fox see tis the way thelord made me i reckons so nextimed yousees a cretaure kill anothothe creature or fnd lots of dead creatures anout the place don't get soangry about it

remeber taint we creatures that throws half our food in the dustbin ewvry day and taint we cretures that maeks global warming an polution

anywa that be thend of my rantin have happy easter

stoatuy on facebook

well i decide tis time i made myselfbeteer known soi hve got aqn acount o facebook

igot two friends aleady one is a real frind and one is hisfreind and i got soem more ibe waitin for

be interestin to see how that gose i ent gpot manyfolwoers on my blog so mabey som newfriends see my blog if i link to it

i be gooin now past my bedtime an my tpyin gooin al to pot i got twoo left pwas today

rocet testing exhitibion

i sees they got a exhibiton on at dimbola lodge abuot testing they rockets years agoo ahve a look her http://www.dimbola.co.uk/

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my grandad useto tell me abut it he say it was very niosy wehn they fired up it gallyed the wabets off he say yuo culdnt find a wabbet for days

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a rocket racket aha imade a joke ther

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dint se the ehxibition caus i dont think they let a staot in but yuo people folks canget in freee

they got a taeroom at dimbola but idont think thy got wabbet