Sunday, 13 February 2011

saint valentines day

ow do    we stoats dont obserfve saints days and the like but i thuoght i would mke an efffort for uyo people folks as be foloowin my blog

i don a bit f resaerch an i think this be the perfecrt stoat valentine greetign      follow thois link an see if you agrees

Friday, 24 December 2010

stoatys crhistmas message

ow do we stoats dont keep xmas like you people folks does but i be sendin you a xmas message
this be a rebusyou has to work outthe menaing from the pictuers

only jokin haha i knows you likesto havefun at xmas so i rekcons you enjoys a laugh
here be muy real mesaage for you

Thursday, 2 December 2010

snow snow thick thick snow

that be a people folks joke mywld grandad usedto tell but i b abit toooyoung to know why

wnter draws on you say i kows that one ha ha but ig ot a nice thick fur coat keepin me warm even if it be a bit chily when thew wind be blowin fromn the rwong direction

last year i went on about turnin ermine but really it never snows fro enough days down here fro us island stoats to turn altogether white     wed be wight stoats and white stoats then ha ha

well i be a bit easyto spot but they wabbits still have to comeout to eat so i dont go hungry      and you vegans can cosnole youselves that they got a more than sportin chance right now

itbe very pretyy on the headland rigt now an iw ere goin to take some photos  only it betoo cold for my poor old camera      the battery bent workin      you shuold get up a acamera with for onit then id be all right


anywya i be gointo get my head odwn now for a bit     see you soon

Sunday, 14 November 2010

stoats talk abot the weather too

it ent judst you people folks you know the waewther be an impiretant topic to su stoats too as we have to be out in it if  be goin to eat             well it ben wet andwindy on theisland an no mistalke i ben hangoin on with al four paws someimews it be a long way back upi if goes over the cliff        bein a very small creture i dont fall tooofast an i probably wld go right to the sea anbe all right so long as the sae dont wash me away

i feels very sorry for all theypoor peolpe out east wher i hear they be haviun the water in there houwses an all     i hopes the rewst of you be lookin afdter em

tis very qiuet upi herenow the battereis bn closed for the winter     i be movin further afield without woryyin so muchabout cars an grockles getttin in myway    just the wind anteh rain to contendwoith

ah welll i must get offout agian     wabbits dont castch theirselves

Saturday, 2 October 2010

news and cureent affairs stoatstyle

seems i missed the popes visit and the labuorparty leadership thing
i donno if thye got anhy policies on staot people at all but i dont reckon ive mised very much
i be ineterested to knowif these spendoing cutws be going to affect things out here on the headlnd maybe we getfewer vistiors now the no7 buses ben cutback
could mean less rubbish up her and more wabbets welll have to see

Sunday, 1 August 2010

stoatys back

bin bit quiet on the blog altely i bin busy wabbits dont catch theyselves

i ahd a look atr some ofthey open studios the other weeek i seen some good stuff there be a load of talent down this end of the ilsand

is ee a lot of grockles stil ent got the hang of driving round the batteries without meeting the bus yuod think they have sense enogh to know they cnat get up or down when the bus is goin down or up

i seen some of they people folks from the wold bateery backin up when they treid to beat the bus but iw ont emabrasss em and name names ha ha

i see that totland parish council got a photo compettiion so i mighthavea go so if you seea stoat with a camera smile while he takes your pitcure

Monday, 3 May 2010

stoaty on twitter

i jioned twitter today ibe stoaty_stoat if you wants o find me there it be a strange idea to tweet stoats sometimes warble thuogh

i be on facebook tooo like i todl you before her be my fb page http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100000911541937

that underscore be a niusance to tygpe it be a shift character it be awkward to do withonly two paws to type with whic is why oi dont boither